{"product_id":"hurt-my-daughter-or-my-son-not-even-god-can-save-you-from-my-wrath-essential-hoodie","title":"Hurt my Daughter or my Son not even God can save you from my wrath Essential Hoodie","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"819\" data-end=\"835\"\u003e📏 Size \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"839\" data-end=\"882\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003eDesigned with a \u003cstrong data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"880\"\u003erelaxed, everyday fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"922\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"901\"\u003eTrue to size\u003c\/strong\u003e for most customers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" role=\"presentation\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"i-spzhtml-intrinsic-sizer\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyBoZWlnaHQ9IjU4M3B4IiB3aWR0aD0iMTAwMHB4IiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZlcnNpb249IjEuMSI+PC9zdmc+\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"border: none; border-top: 1px solid #e5e5e5; margin: 40px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"389\" data-end=\"414\"\u003eProduct Information\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"418\" data-end=\"443\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric\u003c\/strong\u003e: 100% Cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"446\" data-end=\"468\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"446\" data-end=\"458\"\u003ePattern:\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"471\" data-end=\"533\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"471\" data-end=\"484\"\u003ePrinting:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-quality print designed for long-term wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"536\" data-end=\"561\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"536\" data-end=\"546\"\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Retro casual\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"602\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"572\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Relaxed fit, regular length\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"605\" data-end=\"638\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"605\" data-end=\"618\"\u003eNeckline:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic crew neck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"641\" data-end=\"688\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"641\" data-end=\"661\"\u003eDesign Elements:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bold, statement graphics\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"691\" data-end=\"718\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"691\" data-end=\"703\"\u003eSleeves:\u003c\/strong\u003e Short sleeve\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"721\" data-end=\"767\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"721\" data-end=\"735\"\u003eOccasions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyday wear, casual outings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"770\" data-end=\"812\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"770\" data-end=\"781\"\u003eSeason:\u003c\/strong\u003e Suitable for year-round wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"border: none; border-top: 1px solid #e5e5e5; margin: 40px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2381\" data-end=\"2412\"\u003e Frequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2414\" data-end=\"2518\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2414\" data-end=\"2455\"\u003eQ: Does the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2455\" data-end=\"2458\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003eA: No. Our prints are made to stay vibrant with proper care.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2520\" data-end=\"2633\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2520\" data-end=\"2562\"\u003eQ: Is the fabric thick or lightweight?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2562\" data-end=\"2565\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003eA: Mid-weight cotton — breathable, comfortable, and not see-through.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2635\" data-end=\"2748\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2635\" data-end=\"2688\"\u003eQ: Can I return or exchange it if it doesn't fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2688\" data-end=\"2691\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003eA: Yes. 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